I shall act these two out for you…my fee has been cleared by my Agent…
The sweat wis lashing oafay Sick Boy; he wis trembling. Ah wis jist sitting thair, focusing oan the telly, tryin no tae notice the c**. He wis bringing me doon. Ah tried tae keep ma attention oan the Jean-Claude Van Damme video.*
*There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up rassoodocks what to do with the evening, a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry.
The Korova Milkbar was a milk-plus mesto, and you may, O my brothers, have forgotten what these mestos were like, things changing so skorry these days, and everybody very quick to forget, newspapers not being read much neither.*
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The first is real….pure Edinburgh - Trainspotting - originally a book….very, very ballsy…Irvine Welsh certainly his own voice…and i found, as i read it…that his voice got into my head brilliantly…and i had no trouble understanding the text.
The second is made up…a Clockwork Orange…Antony Burgess used a lot of Eastern European words to create a made up language for is dystopian world
If you look at our Vocal Dynamics, you can see how we help you develop impact and power through single words…choose your language and don’t be at the mercy of others…otherwise i might have to circle back, take a deep dive and get Medieval on your a**….ok guys?